February 2012
shutupmerlin:
I don’t like it when guys complain about girls complaining about cramps
Like
Next time you are in so much pain that you’re throwing up, because your body decides it’s a good idea to practise labour for 5 days straight, sobbing on the bathroom floor at 3 in the morning, you let me know
fightingtheseas:
i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
Are we special, or just weird?: sub-brotality:... →
sub-brotality:
joshishollywood:
Seduction Tip: Shout at the buttocks of your lover. Literally grab both cheeks and begin shouting. You may stick to obscenities and endearments, or even attempt to hold a conversation. Try shouting about your theories on how Lost ended. If you think…
joshishollywood:
Seduction Tip: Shout at the buttocks of your lover. Literally grab both cheeks and begin shouting. You may stick to obscenities and endearments, or even attempt to hold a conversation. Try shouting about your theories on how Lost ended. If you think you have made a point that the butt would agree with, raise and lower both cheeks to simulate nodding. Do not stop shouting at the...
kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
Cosmo Sex Tip
diacrit:
shoot him
shoot him in the knee with a gun
i-had-a-goldfish-once:
lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and I will try to convert you to my latest fandom
2 tags
Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they call it dubstep and dance to it.
watchalltheskyforfallingwords:
all of those artistic sex photos and gifs. WHO IS TAKING THE PICTURES. who does that. what the fuck? hipsters, man. i don’t get it.
ourflagiswhite:
WHY DO ALL THE GOOD ONES DIE WHY DOES KATE LIVE
ourflagiswhite:
if you dont appreciate nestor carbonell’s eyelashes i don’t appreciate you
Are we special, or just weird?: God okay that one... →
joshishollywood:
God okay that one scene in Part 1 of Sozin’s Comet where they’re making Aang practice fighting the Firelord with an effigy using a watermelon for his head (which also features probably one of the best Toph moments in the entire series and I think I’m going to get a shirt that says I AM MELONLORD…
roryflannelgan:
“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom
752. Harry always makes sure nothing is around his...
collector scum tantalizer: heronqueenblues: I... →
heronqueenblues:
I think like a month or two ago Dane Cook did a new set somewhere and it was apparently the worst thing ever, not even comedy just hateful misogyny and petty anger
and I REALLY want to hear a bootleg
I want to hear a Dane Cook set so bad even Jenna Marbles said, “Dane…