March 2012
plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
February 2012
person: i love that band
me: they are my babies
person: what
me: they are mine
person: they're over 30
me: i have to protect them
person: more than one of them is married
me: babies
joshishollywood:
OH MY GOD SHE WAS CALLING ME AN IDIOT
“Id. 10T. Hehe”
– Can anyone translate this text my mom just sent me (via joshishollywood)
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
lilbabysnake:
oh my god even if you don’t like lil b’s music he’s such a sweet human being
he posted a status on facebook with a link to a “how to stop a car with no brakes” thing on wikihow and was just like “PLEASE READ THIS IF UR BRAKES FAIL IN UR CAR I WANT YOU TO BE SAFE I LOVE YOU”
thank you based god :’)
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staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’…
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
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gusfrompsych:
naughtyformoss:
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS UNIVERSE WHO THINK MEGAMIND IS AN ALLEGORY ABOUT DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS
you say “megamind” but i hear “obamacare”
fishingboatproceeds:
schmutzonthemirror:
I realise this is totally irrational, but it slightly annoys me when I see people referring to Hazel as Hazel Grace.
no no no only one person is allowed to call her that.
Admittedly I am an emotional wreck from not sleeping and meeting a lot of people on tour and just all this stuff happening at once, but this made me cry.
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Watchnickmooregasm:
For fuck SAKE
ourflagiswhite:
jenna marbles needs to stop
WatchMY GOD
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